Writer of the Strange and Fantastic

Tales by Bob

Want another cool item you can only get from Bob in person? Cause I mean, who even really sells things online anymore, right? So outdated. Regardless, you will be the belle of the ball in one of these amazing Tales by Bob shirts, proven to make you more stylish by at least 3-7 points per wearing.

All these are books that Bob is featured in, or was the sole author of!

Give them a buy! Just click the image to be whisked away to Amazon!

Innsmouth Massachusetts has a long tradition of strong swimmers, as evidenced by their local high school swim team. Show how deep your team pride runs, with this lovingly crafted shirt. Available on Amazon in a host of colors, sizes, and types. Just click the picture to check it out.

Ever wanted to know what it's like to drink with the Books, Beards, Booze team? Well now you can see with these awesome branded shot glasses! Your beard will grow in thicker, your reading retention will sky rocket, and your tolerance for cheap booze will nearly double, just from one sip from these hallowed chalices. Sadly, only available in person for the moment (because Bob is to lazy to ship things), but maybe one day we will have an online store as well!